SNF Classified Ads: Fetching

Lost your keys? Need to access that hoard?

Has a squilb stolen your socks?

It’s squilb mating season, so they’ll be gathering up socks by the load…

We can help! Hurry on down to the nearest Goblin enclave. Our talented specialists can Fetch anything that you can visualize for them. Get your keys back, access your hoard… or prevent squilbs from mating in your socks.

 

Disclaimer: Fetching of corpses or living things is strictly forbidden. Including, but not limited to the squilb who stole your socks.

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