SNF Public Notices: Werewolf Abductions

by Abigail Smith

Reports have been coming in from Nebraska and Iowa of werewolves being tranquilized and abducted for days at a time in the Northeast area of Nebraska, and some visiting from nearby Iowa towns. The Supreme Counsel has issued a formal warning for werewolves to avoid using ‘were form whenever possible. Detection of werewolves cannot be risked at this crucial time.

Please keep this edict in mind, and travel for alteration during the full moon.

An investigatory agency is being arranged at this time.

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